Here it is!!!!

Pilot - "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land … it’s a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

More at http://www.101funjokes.com/airplane-jokes.htm

A worldwide survey was conducted by the! UN. The only question asked was:
‘Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?’

The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’
meant, In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant,
In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant, In China they didn’t
know what ‘opinion’ meant,
In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant, In South
America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant,
And in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant!

Entry to NaBloWriMo

I created this Liquid Comfort

for this

But, unfortunately, I could not post it in time. However, my masterpiece is going for this event

Fry sugar with cinnamon powder. Add water to simmer making a cinnamon syrup. Refrigerate. Soak cinnamon barks in Vodka fro 2-3 days.

Serve: Shaken not stirred

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